This is a Mini-Episode about dating people that everyone around you thinks is ugly. Does it matter? Check out the podcast and give some thoughts.
There is some background noise but I think I would mess it up by rerecording it.
Go to: EBs iTunes page
Listen to: Your taste in dates runs towards the ugly Podcast
Hi everyone,
So, I’m writing you now to collect some stories from anyone who wants to share. I am still doing a relationship series. I am a couple of episodes into it already. I could do the next two without your assistants but I think this is more fun this way. So, the two upcoming episodes that I am doing are Booty Call and Cheating. I am trying to cover all aspects of this. So, I want the good, bad and ugly. Plus, if you have some good advice that would be helpful as well. I’ll try and put in all the good information. Then, it will go live.
So, send me an email on here beth@ebob04.net. I can give you a shout out or keep you anonymous. I would only use your fist name and probably region.
Thanks!
This is the podcast for you if you are a confirmed commitment phobic person. It also helps for those of you in denial or the victims of CCP. Yes, I am one of them. This is the third podcast in the Relationship Series.
Listen to it at my Libsyn Account.
Check out: EBs iTunes page
(Below is a person suffering from CCP. See the hand pushing away and the other pulling out the hair because they are acting crazy.)
Polished and Glimmering
Look at you shine
Bright and Shinning
Easy distraction for your prey
Cheerful and Smooth
Sucking them into your lies
Twirl and Sparkle
They will not notice you are fake
Dazzle and Delight
Does not work on me
Your odious repugnance radiates from your soul
No redeeming qualities
Inept, Incompetent and Unintelligent
This is putting it nicely
If you were garbage, I would trash you
If you had a brain, you would be worth the fight
Lazy, Worthless and Uninformed
Still being nice in my praise
If you were paper, I would shred you
If you had a personality, I could at least laugh
Know-it-all, Ignorant and Self-righteous
No more being nice
If I had a delete button, I would remove you
If you just shut-up, I could deal with you
You are a loser not worth anyone’s time
It is time for podcast number two. We have all had bad relationships. You may be in one right now. You do not have to be. This podcast talks about detecting a bad relationship. So, you can get out of it and have a good one.
There is some swearing and some adult content. Please have parental permission before listening to this if you are under 18 years old.
FYI, I was a little irritated when I recorded this podcast. So, it may seem a little mean.
You have two choices to listen. You can listen by clicking this link:
You can go to my iTunes page, listen or download.
It is official. I now have an iTunes page. It is still a little ghetto and my “I love to hate dating” podcast is on there. Sound is even worse than the other versions.
The next podcast is on Detecting a Bad Relationship. I did write it but I’m going to rewrite it. I’ve had a lot that has happened. I decided to use stories and categorize types in my own special way. One comes from a friend that has recently had some questionable behavior. I guess they shouldn’t have given my number to some guy last night and I would have kept this private.
Well, check out the iTunes if you would like to download the podcast. Otherwise let me know if you would like me to cover anything. Also, let me know if you like the podcasts because I’ll get better equipment. Plus, maybe ads.
Check it out:
I couldn’t start this Relationship Series without dating. It is the catalyst to the whole thing. You couldn’t have relationships, marriage, cheating and breakups without dating.
Dating at times feels like you are purposely slamming your hand in the door… over and over again. Then asking yourself why you are doing it. You remember. It is a stolen glance from across the room. The flutters you feel in your stomach when they smile at you or laugh at a joke. It is all leading them to ask for your number.
For me preparing for the first date is always fun. I know I act like a little school girl right before sans the giggling. I’m constantly smiling and have an extra bounce in my step. I start going through this metal list: what do I wear, do I need to go shopping, get my hair done, will he kiss me and how intimate he will get.
Then, I get on the date and that all melts away. If it is a good date, I want it to never end. If it is a bad date, I’m hoping a friend will call me to say they are dead. All I can think is please god get me out of here without them trying to kiss me. Nothing is worse than kissing someone you don’t like. Wait… I take that back. Kissing someone with fishy lips that is attached to a Wet Vac is much worse. Horribleness!
I firmly believe the first kiss is a maker or breaker of all relationships. How many times have you said “They are wonderful?” Then, you get back from the date and your friends ask how it went. All you can say is “don’t always believe when someone looks great on paper.” You really don’t want to explain exactly what a fishy Wet Vac kiss is about. It only brings back hideous flashbacks which I’m experiencing right now.
Your bad date is done and over with. Now, your friends are thinking you are a relationship sinkhole. They come up with wonderful theories such as you pick and/or attract the wrong guy. Not sure how this came about but I’ve been hearing it a lot lately. First, my sister said it to me and then I saw it on an old Sex in the City episode. This subject gets brought up and Carrie says “I don’t pick guys they pick me.” She gets a reply of “What are fly paper for the emotionally dysfunctional men?” Thought that was funny but in the end it aggravated me. I don’t think I’ve picked anyone. I was single, I met someone, they weren’t completely horrible, we started dating and then it didn’t work out. Was I supposed to get some sort of catalogue to pick the right guy? If so, I got screwed on that deal and now I want my catalogue… damn it! Now, obviously I get what I deserve if I’m going to the prison and/or metal institution for my dates. That is one relationship that you will never be able to explain away to your friends.
I think that the theory is a load of crap. I look at dating as a gravel road. You reach down and grab a handful of gravel. Throw it. Then, see what it sticks to. That is who you date. It is really random. Now, I’m sure you are saying “How does that help my dating life?” It does because it doesn’t make you the bad person anymore. Sometimes, you are just with the wrong person. They pursued you and they knew they would hurt you. People can be very tricky that isn’t your fault.
The best advice I can give you is get out there. Go have fun! Join your community events, get involved with a sport, become active in a church and always make new friends. See how this idea goes back to the gravel road? Before you only had one pebble. You aren’t going to get much action from that. Now, you have all these groups which equates to lots pebbles. The more involved you are the more people you will meet which leads to more opportunities for dates. Plus, everyone likes someone that enjoys there life. It makes you more attractive.
I just have a few thoughts left on dating. Date a lot of people. I don’t see any problem with dating 5 people at once. Just don’t lead them on and/or have sex with them. No one likes a dirty whore. Plus, with sex you could get attached and/or get something you really don’t want. It is better to take your time and get to know someone. You don’t want to fall for someone and then find out they are a crazy depressive alcoholic. That would suck! Remember to keep your life but include them in it. This will create mystery, keep them interested in you and make them miss you.
The next blog in this series is on Relationships. I’ll go into how to detect a bad relationship. Lets face it you don’t need my help if you have a good one. I would love to get some comments on your worst first dates. Post a comment or you can send a message. We can keep anything anonymous.
Till the next time…
(Be on the lookout…. I will be adding a podcast on this subject soon. Having some troubles getting Libsyn to open my account. 
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Hi everyone,
I’m still alive. I have been working on becoming a podcaster. Having some difficulties which sucks! I have a podcast ready and waiting. I’m just waiting for Libsyn to process my payment. Plus, I’m waiting for my domain/blog name to work. Then, I can set-up an iTunes account as well.
I didn’t want to post anything until all of the above was done but it looks like it is going to take some time. So, I will be adding the dating blog to my site tomorrow or the day after. It is written. I just have to proof it and add it. No more false promises. I would love to have a podcast to go with it but I think I’m going to have to add it later. I’m just sick of waiting.
Sorry for the wait. Let me know if you would like me to add anything to the Relationship series. I’m covering detecting a bad relationship, break-ups, marriage, cheating and some random blogs about the subject.
For regular updates check out my twitter. Also, I have a few poems to tweak and then I will post those as well.
Tell the next time….
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